January 2012
Listen
I'm actually very sensitive.
I just try my best not to show it.
boyfriend: i hate you.
me: excuse me?
boyfriend: oh shit t9 t9
boyfriend: fucking autocorrect
me: babe. we're on the phone.
boyfriend: well then.
boyfriend: babe, can i tie your shoes.
me: why.
boyfriend: because i don't want you to fall for someone else.
me: that was so gay.
boyfriend: i know.
